The Scene 2 Rap

Hey Guys, Here's the Scene 2 Rap below:

The Rap For Scene 2:

"Not Afraid (To Fight Leprechauns)"

[Chorus:]
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To Fight Leprechauns (Fight Leprechauns)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my presents (come take my presents)
We'll walk this road together, through Ireland
Whatever weather, cold or rain
Just lettin you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've seen the pot of gold (pot of gold)

[Intro]
Yeah, it's been a ride
I guess I had to, go to the north pole, to get to the south one
Now some of you, might still be in Ireland
If you're trying to get out, just follow Leprechauns
They’ll get you there

You could try and steal their gold off of this pot before I see 'em
But you won't take the gold out this pot before I pay 'em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from stealin presents
When I say I'ma do somethin I do it (unlike the Grinch)
I don't give a damn what you think,
I'm doin this for them, so get Dr.Seuss
Feed him beans, he's gassed up, if he thinks he's stoppin Grinch
I'ma be what I set out to do, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearin down your chimney
No if ands or buts, don't try to ask him why you ain’t got presents
Cause you just came out of Bad Boys
Leprechauns still searchin, whether they’re on salary paid hourly

To find Facebook until they bow out or they get cursed
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
The Grinch hates a clause, like a present for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget Christmas, he's got the urge
to pull his plan from the dirt, and kill the childhood of the whole universe

[Chorus]

Scene 4 [Revised by Pratyush]

(Awesomest Scene in the Play!!) Script

D- Deus

R- Richa

M- Mihir

P- Prabhav

S- Sarab

Pr- Pratyush

C- Chandreyee

Script

Pr: Ho ho ho!! Hmm… These chocolate biscuits are AMAZINGLY good!! Maybe I should look through the presents to see if there are any extra boxes left….

(Walks over to where the presents should be)

What the heck!?!?!? Where are the presents?? Leprechauns… where are the presents?

R: How in the world are we supposed to know?

D: I mean we were looking for something so much more important than presents…

M: FACEBOOK!!

(P, S and C enter in the Mystery Machine)

P: Hey Velma, do you hear something fat and 3 small things screaming?

C: What do you mean by that? That is really weird! Let’s go check it out!

(Get off the mystery machine)

P: Scooby… I’m scared!!

(Jumps into the arms of S; C desperately for Pr through magnifying glass even though he is standing right in front of her)

C: Jinkees! It was Santa screaming! Why were you shouting?

(Joined by P and S)

Pr: Ho, ho ho! (sadly) I can’t find the presents for the kids and without the presents there won’t be any Christmas…

R: And that means there won’t be any Scooby Snacks for you Scooby!

P&S: No CHRISTMAS!! And more importantly, NO SCOOBY SNACKS!!!

D: Is that your biggest problem?

S: What could be bigger than NO SCOOBY SNACKS?

M: Uh… Losing FACEBOOK, of course.

(C loses her glasses; they’re on her head)

C: We need to get to the bottom of this… but not until I find my glasses!

Pr, P, S, R, D: They’re on your head!

C: Oh… Now, we’re ready… Let’s start!

P: Scooby, I’m scared again!

(Jumps in the S again)

C: We haven’t even started yet Shaggy! Put him down Scooby… Santa, where did you see the gifts last?

Pr: Well, I saw them near the end of the rainbow last.

C: And leprechauns, where did you last see Facebook?

R: It was…

D: Near the end of the…

(Dramatic pause.)

C: End of where?

M: Rainbow (says it really fast)

P&S: But where are the Scooby Snacks?

C: That’s what we’re here to find out… So the mystery here is where the rainbow is…

P: Everyone to the Mystery Machine!

S: I think there’s a pack of Scooby Snacks left in the Machine… Shaggy give me some!

(They all enter the Machine… S looking for the Scooby Snacks Packet only to find it empty)

S: There isn’t any left…

C: It’s all right buddy, you’ll get some as soon as you solve this mystery…

D: Yay, it’s raining!

R: That means we can find the rainbow…

M: And we can find you know what!!

D, R, M: FACEBOOK!

Pr: And the Presents…

P&S: And the Scooby Snacks!

C: Uh… guys… you’re going to have to wait for a bit… I mean… rainbows form only after the raining part is done…

Pr, P, D, R, S & M: Darn it!

(5 seconds later; C loses glasses again)

C: It’s stopped raining! But I lost my glasses!!

P&S: Velma! Can you stop losing your glasses and help us find the Scooby Snacks…

Pr: And the presents…

D, R, and M: And FACEBOOK!

C: Oh found them, in my pocket the entire time!! Okay… here we GO!! Let’s find the rainbow…

(Pulls out magnifying glass and is looking around for the rainbow as though it is a footprint)

P: Um… Velma…

C: Shhh!! Don’t disturb me! I am trying to look for the rainbow!

P: Velma… the rainbows in the sky right above you…

C: Oh! Okay! Let’s move!

S: Where are we going?

C: To the end.

S: End of what?

D: To the…

M: End of the…

R: Rainbow!

Pr: I can’t wait to find the gifts and bring back Christmas!

P: Scooby, I’m SCARED!!

S: Me too… VELMA!

C: Guys… we’re nearly there!!

[An hour later (need a sign to show this)]

P: Are we there yet?

C: Almost…

[Another hour later (need a sign to show this)]

Pr: We there yet, Velma?

C: I think so…

R: I think I can see a pot in the distance.

D: Me too.

M: I think so too!

C: Maybe it’s the POT OF GOLD! YES! That mean’s we’re FINALLY here!!

Pr:Hohoho! There are my presents! Christmas is BACK! And I found an extra box of those cookies

R: I see a MACBOOK!

D: It has a page open on it! Could it be...

M: YES, we found FACEBOOK!!! Now we can all open our own accounts!

P: Scooby! I found the bag of Scooby Snacks!!! Here you go boy!

S: Yum! Nothing gets any better!!!

C: Finally, we solved it guys! Way to go!

(The scene ends with everyone rejoicing and Pr eating away!)

THE END

Scene 1.1

Script

K.W: WAZZUP GUYS! Thanks for coming to my mansion! Now who wants DRINKS!

E: Get me a beer, dude!

50- Bhai get me some Daroo please!

L.W- Wait wait wait. What the hell are you doing here and what the hell is Daroo and Bhai?

50- AAP Kaun hai bhai?

L.W- Whatever dude. I don’t know what you are saying.

E: Yeah and we never know what you are saying when you start singing!

L.W- Are you sure you wanna go down that road with me Eminem.

E: YEAH I DO. CAUSE IM WHITE and IM NOT AFRAID!

L.W- Well then I’m gonna drop the world on you!

K.W: SHUT UP YOU TWO! FIRSTLY, We are anyway gonna be so drunk it ain’t gonna matter who the hell that guy is. Secondly we are here to play truth and dare not argue. Guys who wants anything else?

L.L: Hey can you get me some cocaine please. The mean people in rehab don’t let me have any!?

A.W: There gonna make me go to rehab and I don’t wanna go go go.

C.D: Can I have some apple juice please…

K.W: APPLE JUICE?! IT’S A PARTY TO GET DRUNK FOOL!

C.D: But my mom said I can only drink beer when I grow up.

K.W: Wait Taylor don’t you want anything

T.S: No I don’t

E: That’s cause she just won that award

K.W: Yeah the award that Beyonce should have won

E: yeah, who gives a damn about a Blondie singing to a guitar?

E: and where is Beyonce anyway.

K.W: I heard she and Jay-Z were having a “night out”

E: Yeah, very naughty

K.W: Come on Lil Wayne lets go to the bar downstairs.

L.W: Do I really have to?

K.W: Yeah.

L.W: Okay

*Go to the bar*

B: Sir what would you like to drink?

K.W: I want a chilled expensive beer, actually make that 3 chilled expensive beers!

B: Sir which type of beer do you want?

L.W: Chilled Expensive Beer Dumbass!

L.W: Also for me I want Pink Wine…

B: What is pink wine?

L.W: You know that red and white make pink right… So I WANT RED WINE MIXED WITH WHITE WINE

B: Okay sir. Anything else?

K.W: Nope. Just get us the drinks upstairs okay.

B: Yes Sir

K.W: And get an empty bottle as well

B: How?

K.W: Empty the bottle stupid!

B: But why waste beer?

L.W: Fine! You drink it you pathetic fool

B: YAY I get free beer :D

K.W: But you’re a bartender.

B: Then I get more free beer :D

*Leave the bar*

*Back upstairs*

K.W: *murmuring to L.W* What a dumbass bartender!

L.W: Guys the drinks will be here soon.  So chill out and we can start playing Truth and Dare.

C.D: Can I spin the bottle please…

L.L: Yeah sure. Now about that cocaine…

T.S: (bottle lands on L.W and L.L )so… Eminem and Lindsay.

E: Okay Lindsay, what do you choose, truth or dare?

L.L: I choose dare…

E: I dare you to stay out of rehab for 6 months!

All: oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! DISS!

K.W: Anyway dude. Cat Doll go ahead and spin the bottle.

C.D: Why?

T.S: Cause we are playing truth and dare!     

50: It’s Lil Wayne and Amy

E: Wait since when do you speak English

50: I never said I didn’t speak English I just chose to speak Gavaar Hindi

K.W: GUYS JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!

A.W: So Lil Wayne Truth or dare

L.W: TRUTH BABY!

*lots of murmuring*

A.W: Okay tell me about your childhood

L.W: Well, I used to live….

*Scene ends*

Scene 1.2 [Flashback]

(Lights on)

(A road with a broken footpath)

Vivek :   Nice place!!
Kshitij : Yea. Lots of pollution, garbage and noise all over the place!!

Romario : Totallllllllly right.
(Vivek points at the mat)

Vivek : Look!! A paper!!
(Kshitij lies down on the mat and starts swimming)
Kshitij : NOOOOO!! Its a swimming pool. See....
Romario : You both people!! It is a mat for crying out loud!!!
( Vivek and Kshitij amazed)
Vivek : OOOHHHHHHHHH
Kshitij : I was about to say that. What is a mat anyway?
Romario : Yaar
Vivek : Let us make it our singing mat!
Kshitij : No! It will be our clapping mat!
(Kshitij immitating the clapping)
Kshitij : Where we can open our hands widely and clap!
Romario : Why not both?
Kshitij : No idea.
Vivek : Get Idea.
Kshitij : We dont have cash!!!
Vivek : Yea. We are slum kids.
Romario : Now you realize that?
Kshitij : Then let us make cash!!!
(Kshitij sits on the mat)
Kshitij : Cmon guys!!! Get to work)
(Vivek and Romario sit on the mat)
(Vivek starts singing and Romario and Kshitij are clapping)
Vivek:

my dad is poor, 

my mom is a wh***,

i live on the streets,

with no shoes on my feets.

You better check your self

before you wreck yourself

(Vivek,Romario and Kshitij All say together)SO

gimme some money,

ill be ur honey,

i like to rhyme,

on my own time wid some lime wid busta rhymes!!
(Romario and Kshitij stop clapping)
(Kshitij is amazed)

Kshitij : From where did you get these lyrics?
Vivek : This is natural talent son!!
Vivek(Shouts) : Let us crrrrrank up!!!
(Kshitij and romario resume clapping and continue till the lights go off)
(Lights out)

Scene 1.3

script

lights on :-

(all the celebs are sitting in a circle in the middle of the game truth or dare) (scene where the celebs find out lil wayne was a slum child)

samarth :- (kanye west) "YO!! lil wayne you from the slums! no wonder you sound so cheap!"

vivek :- (lil wayne) "yeah mayne at least i dont use auto tune my voice is already tuned up "

aashna :- (cat dolls) "when i grow up , i will want to have voice like lil wayne "

vivek :- ( lil wayne )" yea ! my voice can knock people down "

aahana:-  (taylor swift )" (falls down )

rhea :- (lindsay lohan) " (smilling) hey! you were right lil wayne"

rohan :- (emienm ) " hey amy winehouse do you have wine in your house ? "

youganshi (amy winehouse ) " yeahh ! will you take me to rehab  so i can go meet all your gay friends ?   "

rhea :- (lindsay lohan) " hey! i can take you there im a VIP guest" looks at aahana"you want cocain?"

aahana :- ( taylor swift ) " NO  .. i hate it . it makes me feel fifteen 

 rohan :- (emienm) :- i rock dont i ?

 aashan :- (cat dolls) "i love the way you lie "

vivek :- (lil wayne) "i aint getting this man! (he looks at kanye) ur a black rapper right?

 (kanye "yeah man black by blood and skin")

vivek :- ( n i know im a black rapper so why the hell is there a white rapper here mman! tot-al disrespect to us black men, who the hell invited this bozo?"

rhea :- (lindsay lohan) "i did""

yuganshi :- (amy winehouse) "ahhh that explains things, emeinem i dare you to make a song which isnt so crapped up"

rohan :- (emienm) "im not afraid"

aashna :- i  seriously love the way you lie man. ur sooo gonaa be in my groupie when i grow up.

vivek :- (llil wayne) "hey eminem we know your afraid, we know your shit scared and we know your best freinds with justin beiber and since when did you turn into a white Chinese?"

rohan (eminem) :- i cant take this anymore!!!!

im leaving and im taking all this fancy booze with me!"

lights out....

Scene 2

By: Rohan Ahluwalia

(Scene opens to Eminem walking out angrily from Kanye West’s house after being mentally tortured)

Eminem: (Angry) DAMN THAT KANYE AND LIL’ WAYNE! DON’T THEY KNOW THAT ALL MNMS ARE COLORFULL ON THE OUTSIDE BUT BLACK ON THE INSIDE?! I’M JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM ON THE INSIDE. BUT NOOOOOOOOO THEY THINK I’M TOO AFRAID TO TURN BLACK! I’ll show them… (Grumbles various things to himself)

(Santa Rushes past)

Santa: TO THE NELSON’S HOUSE AS THEY ALL HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY GOOD CHILDREN THIS YEAR! HO HO HO!!

(Santa goes offstage)

Eminem: WHAT IN THE NAME OF A GOOD LORD?! I must have had too much to drink…. LOOK A RAINBOW!

(Leprechaun’s rush onto stage)

Leprechaun 1: LOOK ITS A FACE!

Leprechaun 2: LOOK it’s A BOOK!

Leprechaun 3: BUT ITS NOT FACEBOOK!

(Leprechauns run offstage)

Eminem: I think I should join Lindsey in rehab… this is getting too much!

(The Grinch runs onstage)

Grinch: CURSE YOU SANTA! WHY DID YOU BRING BACK CHRISTMAS?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DESTROY MY PUBLIC IMAGE?! ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS! THAT JUST RUINED MY PUBLIC IMAGE!

(The Grinch runs offstage)

Eminem: I gotta get off crack NOW!

(Slum Kids enter)

Slum Kid 1: DID YOU SEE THAT?

Slum Kid 2: The car?

Slum Kid1: NOO!

SK2: The motorbike?

SK1: NOOO!

SK2: Dancing clowns?

SK1: NOO! I’m talking about those weird people who just ran past!

SK2: Those guys? They weren’t even that weird.

Eminem: You saw them too?

SK1 and SK2: WHO DIDN’T?

Eminem: then I don’t need to go to rehab…. Tell me, what did you see?

SK1: I think it was a few guys dressed up as the Grinch, Santa, and 3 leprechauns who were searching for Facebook.

 Eminem: THAT’S JUST WHAT I SAW!

SK2: Why are you even out here?

Eminem: Kanye kicked me out after Lil’ Wayne abused me mentally….

SK1: oh, Lil’… whatever shall we do with you? Whenever I feel down, I rap!

SK2: But we never do that!

SK1: (Whispers) what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him!

Eminem: Alright…. I got one! It goes like this….

(They all rap and then Slum Kids disappear)

Eminem: Now THAT’S how you…. HEY, WHERE DID THOSE TWO GO?!

(Scene Ends)

Scene 3

 Characters:

G -Grinch- Saahil

S1 -Slum kid 1- Kshitij

S2 -Slum kid 2- Romario

(scene opens to the Grinch walking by himself)

G: damn it! He got away, how am I ever going to ruin Christmas now? I’ll need a plan. If only I had a few idiots who would help m…(sees the slum kids sitting on the side of the road)

S1: Remember what the firefighter told us: don’t talk to strangers.

Hey, look, a stranger, let’s go talk to him!

S2 : So dumb!

G: Hey there rags, I mean kids, would you like to help me in a mission.

S1 and S2 (unison) : A mission!

G: Yes. I am Santa Claus, and the Grinch (very clever, cunning, handsome…)(admires himself)has stolen all the presents so he can ruin Christmas

S!: But why do you make it sound like he is so great?

S2: Are you tricking us?

G(frantically doesn’t know what to say and finally mumbles out) :  NO!

S! and S2: OK! You’re obviously not the Grinch cause he’s so stupid that he wouldn’t think of acting like SSSSSanta cause he’s so stupid like Ellis.

G: I NOT STUPID YOU IDIOT!

S1: What do you mean I ain’t stupid? I was talking about the Grinch! Unless..

G: So let’s get started first we need to go to the north pole.

S2: Isn’t that where santa claus lives?

G: (shiftily) No…

(exit the scene, then enters again in santas workshop when the lights are dim

S1: This place looks a lot like santa’s workshop…

G: Oh, the Grinch just does that to imitate me…

G: So, did you get the sacks

S2: What sack

G: well it’s okay, You bought the spares didn’t you?

S1: well…

G: urrghhhh!

(End of scene)

by Saahil, Rohan and Prabhav 8z